Monday, February 27, 2012

I AM MY OWN BITCH

Starring:
Kirsten & Kirsten

What the fuck are you doing?
Reading.
You have 6 more BLOG stories to write.
I know.  I still have....shit only two days? to write six more?
Yeah.
Oh oh.
So go do it.
I don't want to right now...
Fuck you!
Shut up.
No! You made  a challenge to yourself Kirsten, and no one else is going to finish it for you.
So what? I issued the challenge to myself, so it doesn't matter if I do it or not!
"No one reads it anyway."
Right!
You'll be letting yourself down.
So?
Look, after this one is done, that I'M helping you with, there will only be 5 more to write.
That's true.  But I don't know--it's hard....
SHUT UP.  God no more whining, you're making me sick.

(PAUSE)

But now Clair is using the computer....
Nice excuse.  Don't be so fucking lazy.  Write it down like in the olde days, remember? You used to like writing that way.
I still do but now my hand starts to hurt and my writing gets more and more sloppy-
God shut up.  Please, write.
Yes, Kirsten.

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   Thanks to Lance Wagner for the photo:        lancewagnerphotography.com
                                                                                                     

2 comments:

  1. LOVE IT! Keep going kid! PS, so happy to see that funny pic of you again!

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