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I WOKE UP TODAY AND REALIZED I HAD TO GET RID OF HIS DARN OLD BODY.

IN ANOTHER DAY OR SO HE'LL START TO SMELL, AND GOOD LORD I REALLY DO NOT WANT THAT!  NOT WITH MY NOSY NEIGHBORS.

THEY JUST LOOK FOR REASONS TO HATE ME.

IT MIGHT NOT HAVE HAPPENED IF HE HADN'T BROKEN MY FAVORITE LAMP OVER MY HEAD.

 BUT THEN AGAIN, IT MIGHT HAVE.

SOMETIMES I JUST GET SO ANGRY!!

MOTHER USED TO LOCK ME IN MY ROOM WHEN I WOULD GET LIKE THAT, LET ME DESTROY ALL MY THINGS INSTEAD OF THE FAMILY'S.

THINKING BACK, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE MEDICATION.

AND HE SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT ME WITH THE DARN LAMP!!!
IT'S ALL BUSTED NOW,  SEE IT?
JUST LYING THERE.  I JUST LEFT IT.   DARN IT!

AND THERE HE IS, I WISH HE'D JUST WAKE UP AND LEAVE!

BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO DIG A HOLE, DRAG HIM OUT UNDER THE COVER OF A MOON-LESS NIGHT,  BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND DUMP HIM IN.

I BET HE'S PRETTY HEAVY TOO.

I NEVER EVEN GOT TO MAKE HIM BREAKFAST, MY SPECIALTY!
FRENCH TOAST, BACON AND A FRIED EGG!

OH WELL.

I ALREADY KNEW WE DIDN'T HAVE COMPATIBLE SUN SIGNS.

IT NEVER WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT.

BUT HE HAD THE PRETTIEST EYES! HAS! HAD.

YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S KINDA STUPID TO HAVE KEPT HIM HERE THIS LONG, RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING?
I CAN TELL HOW YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME.

BUT IT WAS KINDA NICE, IN A KOOKY SORTA WAY.

 SOME PRIVATE TIME FOR JUST HIM AND ME.

WE DIDN'T KNOW EACH OTHER VERY WELL YOU KNOW.

I TOLD HIM LOTS OF STUFF ABOUT MYSELF, PERSONAL STUFF.

WELL HE CAN'T TELL ANYONE!

AND DON'T WORRY, I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT THAT.

OH WELL, GIVE ME THAT LIPSTICK WILL YOU?

I DON'T LIKE ANYONE TO SEE ME WITHOUT MY LIPSTICK.

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